KratomForCheap Vendor Review!
This is a Review for KratomForCheap:
Very good solid Vendor. Very fast shipping with very friendly customer service. Has very smooth potent Kratom at a decent price. I got 7 different samples. The grind is very fine which is very easy to swallow & the taste is not bad at all. They had the Kratom wrapped up very nicely in the Package. they have a Gallon Ziploc Bag with 7 smaller sandwich bags with the Kratom in it. This is just what I put my Kratom in also. So that was a plus. I didn't have to transfer it. The bags seal very well & open & close very easily. The Website is very easy to navigate & order from. They don't have a huge selection of Strains but enough to suffice. They have a money back guarantee which I rarely see with Vendors today. The Strains that they do have are very good. High Quality Kratom with no bad side effects. Each strain has it's own unique feel to it. I would Highly recommend Kratom For Cheap for anybody looking for good high quality Kratom at a Decent Price for the Quality that you get.
White Borneo-The Best White Borneo I have ever tried in my 7 years. I usually don't get good effects from that many Vendors Borneo but this one is very good. Comes on in about 15 minutes. Would be mostly a day strain. Perfect for needing endurance for working out or needing energy work. 81/100
Red Borneo-Excellent for pain relief, Relaxing & Anxiety Relief. Gives a nice Calmness then goes into Energy. Onset in about 10 minutes & Long Lasting at about 4+ hours. 82/100
Green Maeng Da-Very slowly starts to take effect. Takes about 25 minutes to reach good effects. I felt a good energy rush that gives me motivation to get up & go do something. Potent strain with good stimulation. A Fast day strain. Perfect for waking up in the morning. Short duration at 2.5 hours. 85/100
White Maeng Da-One of the Most Euphoric Strains that I have ever Tried in my 7 years of using Kratom. Onset is very fast at 5 minutes & has a short duration at just over 2 hours. Very slight amount of dizziness. Very uplifting fast strain. Would be perfect for getting motivated to do something that would be tedious or not fun. Definitely the best White Maeng Da I have ever tried. 86/100
Green Riau-Good energetic effects with a slight relaxing effect to it. Good smooth balance between energy & relaxing. Not overpowering or too potent. Would be a good day strain. 80/100
Red Thai-Balanced between slight relaxation & slight energy. Works within 10 minutes & lasts around 3 hours for me. One of the Best Red Thai's I have ever tried. Pretty good for pain relief. Nice mild strain that is not overpowering. 80/100
Red Bali-Excellent pain reliever & for anxiety & insomnia. Got rid of my Migraine within 30 minutes. Classic Bali Effects with nice a nice relaxed euphoria. Lasts about 3 hours. 83/100
Scores:
Quality Of Kratom 8.6/10
Prices 7.2/10
Shipping 8.4/10
Customer Service 10/10
Ease Of Ordering 8.9/10
Overall Rating 8.5/10
I know I am not good at Reviewing Vendors but I am still working on it. I am trying to be more thorough. It's a work in progress.
Life Is Like Teaching Sanskrit To A Pony.
Intelligence is like a river. The deeper it is... the less noise it makes.
Definitely sounds like it would be good to give this vendor a try, I am a huge fan of whites so the whites you described sound right up my ally 🙂
Be not afraid of growing slowly, Be afraid only of standing still.
Awesome review as always max. Reviewing can be difficult because sometimes the effects can be a little subtle. And strains that both energetic and relaxing properties are especially difficult to review.
Yes some Strains can be almost Identical in effects. You have to take different doses on different days to fully review each strain.
Life Is Like Teaching Sanskrit To A Pony.
Intelligence is like a river. The deeper it is... the less noise it makes.
Here are the Links to my other Vendor Reviews just in case any of you want to check them out.
http://www.ilovekratom.com/forum/rate-a-vendor/2696-socal-herbal-remedies-review#10945
http://www.ilovekratom.com/forum/rate-a-vendor/2911-socal-herbal-remedies-review-2#12370
http://www.ilovekratom.com/forum/rate-a-vendor/2823-greenleaf-kratom-review#11962
http://www.ilovekratom.com/forum/rate-a-vendor/2558-kratomtradingco-review#10247
http://www.ilovekratom.com/kratom-forum/rate-a-vendor/2848-eastern-carolina-botanicals- review#12340
http://www.ilovekratom.com/kratom-forum/rate-a-vendor/2847-christopher-s-organic-botanicals- review#11979
Life Is Like Teaching Sanskrit To A Pony.
Intelligence is like a river. The deeper it is... the less noise it makes.
Very good reviews, Madmax. Your hard work on improving your review writing SHOWS. I would suggest you edit and delete the last sentence. There is no such thing as not being good at reviewing, and WE ARE ALL A WORK IN PROGRESS. There is no need to apologize or feel "less than" anyone. Your reviews are clearly improving dramatically. We are ALL doing our best. Those that aren't, aren't trying AT ALL. High five!
Have a wee bit better day!
I've done a couple reviews of KFC and I have to say it's decent but too expensive for what it is. I felt really weird receiving a ziplock bag of kratom with permanent marker labeling what strain it is. I know presentation isn't everything but what would you think if you were the FDA watching someone do an unboxing on camera. It just looks like a big ziplock bag of green cocaine. Very unprofressional. The kratom itself, In my opinion, doesn't stay consistent with the aroma when burning day to day. Some strains tend to keep the same aroma every day where as some of the strains I've tried from KFC, lost aroma after 2-3 days. The consistency of the 2 strains i've tried is very strange as well. Hope this makes sense 🙂 these are just opinions though! Cheers everyone!
Makes perfect sense to me. I am a presentation person as well. I don't care for having to tear off the "G" of green vein - to open it, for example.
Now I have to RELABEL IT. As with many others. You'll notice many vendors label their stuff without the benefit of trying to figure it out as a user! Wacky, but true. One guy sent all bags with fancy names scrawled in pen - not HIS NAME - what if I had liked his stuff? Who sent this? I have a few bags I didn't bother with marking them, now I have no idea where or whom sent them. I get out my marking pen when I receive deliveries from ANYONE regarding Kratom. I make notes as to what "might be the effects" etc. I tape my notes well to the bags. Such is life in first world problems - I hear ya!
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I order at KRatom for cheap regularly cuz I think the quality is great and the most potent K I have had. I am sharing the same opinion as madmax in his review. Regarding presentation - I prefer the zip loc plastic bags way over "professional designed colorful packaging". I like to able to see the product and the fact that it has not written kratom written all over is truly safer if the FDA were to see you consuming it, don't ya think?
I completely agree, bongomio... What's the point of having some adhesive label that says "not for human consumption" (ha) just to have to rip it off and put holes in the bag. I like the anonymity of abbreviated bags. I mean let's face it: we all know what we bought, so why does the rest of the world? If it were to beinspected by FDA, so you really need them to know what your private, legal mail consists of??? I don't.
Well, I've seen one of your reviews where you described kratomforcheap's strain of Green Riau as "the most well rounded effect I've ever had. Perfect energy, perfect euphoria, perfect pain killing effects." The review actually stoked me to see for KFC because I just love their service. But I'm always on the apprehensive with K dealers, and Derek is no different. Did you receive bad customer service or K from him recently?
I respectfully disagree. I imagine, if i were an FDA employee, and saw a ziplock bag with permanent marker written on it saying 'Green Maeng da', anyone who doesn't know kratom would say what the fuck. I like a little professionalism and presentation if I'm paying that much for kratom. Obviously i'd rather have quality kratom over presentation if i had to choose but looking at a ziplock bag full of kratom with permanent marker written on it just makes me think of someone in their basement using a dirty cup, scooping kratom out of a rusty bucket and putting it in a ziplock bag (obviously im exaggerating 😉 ) but to me, its unappealing. I think a good vendor should have everything from presentation, quality, quanittiy (not running out), customer service etc. It's a package deal (no pun intended). As far as my review of the green riau goes. It didn't have consistency. I took it 3 days in a row and the potency dropped significantly for me. It's different for everyone obviously but that's just what I experienced. I've tried the maeng da as well a while ago which wasn't too bad. The customer service was pretty good. He screwed up and accidentally charged me twice though and then had to refund me which took a week and a half. Accidents happen though. Sorry for the delay of response. I've been super busy. Hope all is well for everyone! cheers - Menthol
P.s. i didnt proof read this at all so i hope it made sense. please don't rip my head off
I don't much care about the BAGS. Having vendor and strain and quantity written SOMEHOW on there, versus mystery thicker bags won't do. I prefer NOT to pay extra because OTHERS need a superficial bag to feel it's "professionally and presentationally more impressive". I keep all the bags inside bigger bags (for Kratom blending at home), so fancy bags are welcome, but I don't care about professional and presentation enough to insist on special bags. (I don't judge Kratom by its cover PACKAGING). But I DO NOT care for misspellings (especially the species names of the plant) on every bag, sticker or in every shipping bag on included paperwork. THAT's where I DO judge professionalism. If you're going to use fancy bags and stickers, please make sure mitragyna is spelled right? LOL
Funny how different our expectations are 😉
Have a wee bit better day!
I would leave the "not for human consumption" label on the bag to avoid holes 😉
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I agree to an extent. I personally don't care all that much about packaging to be 100% honest. I don't need a gold plated tin or anything to hold my kratom in. I just know that sunlight/light in general lessens the potency of kratom after a while so to have a transparent ziplock bag is kind of ...dumb i guess you could say. I don't want to buy a kilo of kratom and get it in a ziplock because chances are, I won't be able to finish it for months and it will lose it's potency. Obviously I could put it in a dark place to store for a while but anyways...I truly don't care THAT much personally but I'd like to keep kratom looking professional. I just think about the FDA and how it's getting banned left and right. People are getting hooked on extracts and I'm sure parents are finding ziplock bags in their kids rooms full of "green cocaine". I can't really blame the FDA for banning it. Now hear me out before you completely freak out for me saying that. Do you think every vendor is using latex/rubber gloves, mouth masks to cover saliva/germs? absolutely not. I would prefer to have a sealed bag that i had to rip to open instead of a half sealed ziplock that has kratom even on the outside of the bag because it wasn't sealed all the way. I've worked in the food industry and even at a pharmacy for many years and now at a nursing home. Do you even know how much cross contamination is happening from kratom vendors to customers? It's mind blowing and I often try to just exclude it from my thoughts. I only trust a handful of vendors to actually go the extra mile to be clean and have safe handling skills. Someone who packs their kratom in a ziplock bag doesn't have my trust. If they can't go the extra mile to spend 25 cents more to get a concealed bag then what am i paying so much for? These days you can get a kilo for 60 bucks of decent kratom, where is all of our money going to? I know the vendor has to get paid for the services but if you're going to do something you love and do something you're passionate about, why not do it all the way.
Hi Menthol,
No argument here. I don't buy mine by the kilo, so I have no experience from that perspective. I require smaller quantities of more vendors/strains to avoid tolerance. A kilo of ANYTHING would be ineffective for MY metabolism - for some reason. I'm stuck getting 2-4 ounces TOPS, and I HAPPEN to store mine in larger bags in a dark closet. So I pay MORE, but I "burn" LESS. Less is more or tolerance goes up, up and welcome to extract addiction...(which we ALSO mostly agree on, it's not a good avenue for safe driving, so to speak). I still have little "mystery vendor" bags from my early Kratom days. It says the strain, and having been in the closet, I found makes it work BETTER for me than fresh purchases.
Yes, I do realize the germ issue (I'm a caregiver). I'm a little OCD about it, so I have to hide in the sand and ignore it or I couldn't touch ANYTHING. Especially with a poor immune system (no clue the cause of that, yet, but I suspect it's tied to my dietary choices, not cootied Kratom- LOL
Nice exchanging thoughts with you ✌ (followed by hand washing, LOL)
Have a wee bit better day!
Laurie - Amen, sister!
Sorry, menthol, I don't have the time for lengthy replies but it seems like you are saying the same things over and over again, just in more words every time .. lol... which does not make it more true or changes other peoples opinion.
My opinion is still the same. I don't want spelled out on my bag in a flashy packaging what I am consuming and i care about product quality more.
I also find it odd that you take a review that was well written and looks objective to be helpful for others to make all about yourself.
I am sure there will be another lengthy reply from you but I will remove myself here.
bongomio - hmmm... did I do something to you? I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. As far as lengthy responses go, I didn't know part of the rules of the website included short responses. I thought we could speak freely on here about kratom without throwing character attacks and ridicule around. maybe I was wrong though. Sometimes people are going to disagree. This isn't ME vs LAURIE. This is just two mature people talking about kratom. As far as making the reviews about "me" goes, I can only speak for myself. I say that a lot in my reviews. I cannot speak for other people so when I do reviews and talk about different strains, It's from my own perspective. I could try and speak for everyone when it comes to reviewing a product but I'm not sure that would go over to well. Disagreements don't have to become emotional fights. Disagreements can just be two people not coming to an agreement. I have no problems with Laurie. She seems like an awesome person. We just don't agree. Is that fair? is that too long to read?
Laurie- No worries! I completely understand where you're coming from and I honestly, mostly agree with what you're saying actually. It was nice talking with you Laurie. I hope I didn't offend you at all or sound too snobby. Cheers! - Menthol
No offense meant, no offense taken. Just exchanging dialogue about the unique plant that helps so many people is so many unique ways!
Green is good for grouchy mood. Tho, I've been in a grumpy mood for 3 days, stress. Thank God for Kratom, helping me not be as harshly and obviously grouchy. OMG LOL
Have a wee bit better day!
I'm just guessing that you are talking about LARGER quantities. I fully agree with you, IF I start needing that size of bag, I would insist on having it bagged in 2-3 bags deep. I'm sure the vendor would happily accommodate that.
Not as big an issue with my 2-4 ouncers
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